Sketchy Senior Guy
Apr. 21st, 2005 03:44 pmThis is a crazy and very silly song that Kaylie, our friend Michael, and I wrote at four in the morning one time early last semester about my boyfriend, Chris. You've been warned!
"It's Sketchy Senior Guy, It's Sketchy Senior Guy
He works for ITS, and drives a moped.
He's always on 1st Rich, where freshmen girls live
You'd think he was a perv, but no, he's just a nerd.
He likes to talk to chicks about politics
He doesn't like George Bush, but--(spoken) who does?
It's Sketchy Senior Guy, It's Sketchy Senior Guy
He watches Family Guy, while his housemates get high
He doesn't smoke or drink; he tries to keep it clean
Sometimes that's hard to do, when an assignment's due
Then he forgets to shower, and always wears a glower
But that's ok, we like him anyway.
It's Sketchy Senior Guy, It's Sketchy Senior Guy
He majors in physics, worked for the government
He likes to get his kicks by running Linux
Even on his PDA, the geeky techie's way.
The Sketchy Senior Guy, oh how we love our guy
The lord and protector--of the Geek Squad!"
keep in mind, this is a parody with lots of input from Kaylie and only has some basis in fact and reality.
"It's Sketchy Senior Guy, It's Sketchy Senior Guy
He works for ITS, and drives a moped.
He's always on 1st Rich, where freshmen girls live
You'd think he was a perv, but no, he's just a nerd.
He likes to talk to chicks about politics
He doesn't like George Bush, but--(spoken) who does?
It's Sketchy Senior Guy, It's Sketchy Senior Guy
He watches Family Guy, while his housemates get high
He doesn't smoke or drink; he tries to keep it clean
Sometimes that's hard to do, when an assignment's due
Then he forgets to shower, and always wears a glower
But that's ok, we like him anyway.
It's Sketchy Senior Guy, It's Sketchy Senior Guy
He majors in physics, worked for the government
He likes to get his kicks by running Linux
Even on his PDA, the geeky techie's way.
The Sketchy Senior Guy, oh how we love our guy
The lord and protector--of the Geek Squad!"
keep in mind, this is a parody with lots of input from Kaylie and only has some basis in fact and reality.