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A bit of before-class silliness:
Me: ...I guess that's what's you get when you live in Florida and it's hurricane season. [referring to endless rain]
Muppet: Yes...
Me: That's why I live inland, away from imminent destruction.
Me: 'Cause it's not like hurricanes wear watches.
Muppet: *hee*  ::boggles at idea of storm wearing a watch::  But where would a hurricane wear a watch?  I mean, I guess it could put it around its slightly thicker bit of mist.
Me: [gesturing] No, it would wear it around one of its arms! 
Muppet: ::giggles::
Me: Okay, this needs to exist right now.

Yes.  This is the kind of thing you have learned to expect from me by now.