Oh. This made me laugh so hard, and it really shouldn't've

Okay, I have to thank the lovely boz4pm for this story, and for the cracked out laughter that ensued as I read it to my roommate just now.

The doctor slang, it are funny, wot.

I know, I really do know, that I shouldn't be laughing at some of this, but, just, I can't help it. ::is a bad person::

Although, I still want to know what a "Whopper with Cheese" is in context...