So, it's national (blank) day...

[rhia_starsong]

So, I'm sitting in the library, and this couple walks by, and the woman goes, "Well, it's national condom day, you know, on Wednesday." 

Can this be corroborated?  If so, I love this country, for at least five minutes before the preponderance of morons that seem to inhabit it do something stupid again. ;)